Sally Quinn: Massachusetts desperately wants to be polled by Scott Brown [video]
Republican Scott Brown’s carefully laid plan to vex the entire state of Massachusetts with his good looks in order to secure a Senate seat, a scheme first concocted back in 1982 with the help of some Cosmopolitan editors and his own washboard abs, is now only 24 hours away from its steamy execution. Though Washington Post religion writer Sally Quinn, a modern day Cassandra if there ever was one, was ignored by Fox News host Bill O’Reilly when she tried to raise the alarm on national television, there remains hope that Massachusetts voters will break out of their hypnosis before they head to the polls today.
Should Brown win, it would only be the third time in American history that a candidate for national office was elected purely on the basis of a magazine feature on his impossibly attractive badonkadonk. (For trivia buffs — Taft and Lincoln.)
If you live in Massachusetts and want to preserve your freedom to vote for someone other than Scott Brown today, avert your eyes now.
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So, Sally is basically saying that women are too stupid to vote based on merit, they vote on cuteness. Well, that explains how Obama won. You are woman, I hear you roar.
Wow! If I was a gay man he’d get my vote!
Can wait to see the exit polling from avowed homosexuals.
(absolutely no pun intended)
Wow he looked hot!!!! Where can I vote??????
Meh. Coakley has that hot “hasn’t been tapped in a decade” MILF thing going. I find her more attractive. Thank God looks don’t control whom I vote for.
Good-looking people are at an advantage in this world. Does this guy have much substance?
Doesn’t really matter as the ONLY thing the right-wing wants is to get rid of the supermajority in the Senate.
I’m confident they would champion a ham sandwich in this race.
Heee’s dreeeamy!
“CLICK FOR THE SCOTT BROWN PHOTO SPREAD [NSFW-EXPLICIT -- NOT WORK SAFE IMAGE -- BODY - BODY SHOT - MUST VOTE BROWN - OH GOD]”
By the way, the copywriter who wrote that gets a solid A+.
A+++++ And so many, many thanks to whoever dug that up and made it public! I’ve had to stick my head in the freezer so many times this weekend, I think I’m getting frostbite.
Sally Quinn (Mrs. Ben Bradlee) thinks that a big reason Scott Brown is winning, is because he’s cute, which in liberal-speak means stupid. Similarly, even Sarah Palin’s detractors admit she’s above-average in the looks department. It was one of the first things they derided after her roll-out in Dayton, Ohio, before Tina Fey and Katie Couric. “Cindy McCain had better watch out”, “I guess we now know John McCain’s type: he likes cheerleaders”. (That was Rachel Maddow)
Liberals have a tradition of belittling people’s intelligence if they are good-looking — it may irk their feelings of fair-play to think of people so doubly blessed with both attributes, that therefore it must be impossible for both to co-exist in one person.
Of course, it doesn’t help that those who call themselves liberals are underwhelming in the looks dept. Helen Thomas, a nation turns its horribly scarred eyes to you.