Polish juggler drops the ball on selling (and spelling) inspirational message [video]

Weinergate: The Search for Meaning!

Bloomberg admits it’s “amnesty”

Weinergate Whodunit Update

NYT Deploys Powerful New Media Bias Weapon

Peter Falk, RIP

Cuts First!

Krugman: ‘I Didn’t Mean That Stimulus!’

How is this an Obama victory again?

Obama Wins in Alternate Universe!

Carl Bernstein’s Temptation

Sounds like goalpost-moving to me …

Does the UAW really want VW to succeed?

Boehner’s Briar Patch?

What’s the Big Deal?

Read My Lips. No Non-New Taxes!

Wallowing in Obamalaise!

Briar Patch II

Greece could have used a Tea Party, no?

The MSM’s Refried Polls

Obama: “Not much further we can cut …”

Is Obama ‘Intellectually Incurious’?

Unions fail again in Wisconsin

Becerra’s Golden Thing

GOP on Defensive!

Krugman is no hippie!

Here’s your Big Jobs Idea

The trouble with Obama’s “summer reading”

Top 10 Things Obama Should Have Done Differently

Krueger Union Heresy!

Perry on Immigration: Even weaker than you think

Big Speech #23

Obama’s Worst Idea

NYT Breaks It to Dems Gently

What really terrifies Dems about NY-9

Was Bachmann Airbrushed?

What did Orszag Know?

Why not pay back taxpayers first?

Who leaked? Summers or Orszag?

‘More Cowbell’ on Medicare

Will the UAW run out of money?

Why Perry P.O.’d the GOPs

Why’d Ford take down that ad?

‘Cancer Cure May Increase Inequality’

Would a SCOTUS loss help Obama?

Will WaPo’s Anti-Perry Scoop Help … Perry?

Obama’s 130-mpg Car a Fantasy?

“Bad days are coming”

More Bogus Solyndra Defenses

Horserace Coverage!

Was Reid Thinking Lame Duck?

Ford-UAW Deal in Trouble

Doubling Down on Scorn

Dumbest Daily Beast Yet!

Schaeffer 1, Yglesias 0

Blow This Graph, Matt Yglesias!

Bad Nuze for GM

Not-so-new Gilded Age

UAW “doomed” in South?

The bloated rise of the diversitocracy

Obama wants you not to get tested?

The Secret Patriotism of the Press

Psst! Palin’s speech was better

Project Voltwatch!

Romney: Send Out the Aides!

The U.A.W.’s impolitic “misprint”

President Newt?

Tina’s Voyage of the Damned, Update

Obama Dinkinsized?

Let the broccoli rot!

The poverty of “near poverty”

Newt on immigration: Whaaa?

Ann Coulter: Discreetly Sensible!

Mandatory Ezra Klein item

Now “undocumented” isn’t PC

Weigel Will Find a Way to Sneer

The Emerging GOP Dilemma

Mitt’s immigration id

Tom Edsall, Murdoch stooge

Lust for Amnesty

Obama’s Charity Capitalism

Obama’s Big Disconnect

Flopulism?

Bill Keller’s Convenient Omission

Newt: Damning Photo Edition!

How is New Poverty Like New Coke

Did Obama Punt on Light Bulb Ban?

The Osawatomie Stroke

Big Trouble for Obama’s GM

More “New Poverty” Abuse

Mo’ Stake-Raising

It’s Raised-Stakes Week!

Why is Romney Iowa “frontrunner”

Perry’s Solvable Problem

Honey, we forgot the brakes!

The Power of Surrender!

He Sure Can Spin!

Obama vs. The Constitution

GM vs. BMW, one more time …

Did Obama’s Populist Power Play Backfire?

Michelle Makes It Worse

Don’t Count the Grand Bargain Out

Is it really Romney or Romney?

Will Mitt re-flip?

Has Obama abandoned unions?

Dangle-room for Romney?

The Fraud of Iowa strikes again

Is economic inequality really a “driving” issue?

Kausfiles averts constitutional crisis

Newt’s weakest spot

Where’s the Osawatomie?

What Obama’s SEALs are missing

Ann Coulter, secretly reasonable

The Myth of the Myth of the SOTU Bounce

Say It Ain’t So, Tim

Post-Florida Spin Challenge!

What does Obama do all day?

Did the Great Recession hammer the rich?

Ending unionism as we know it

The Reinhardt Ratchet

Psst. Conservatives! …

A new record for Senate retirements

Rehab For All!

Of Roger Clemens, anti-trust laws and liars in Congress

Russian-American version of ‘Jersey Shore’ planned

George Will wonders why liberals aren’t ‘clamoring’ for Obama’s impeachment

David Cameron is UK’s new prime minister

BK employee sentenced for pills in food

Facebook user in acid attack ‘tageted over affair with woman he met online’

Vintage Valentine’s Day cards [SLIDESHOW]

Christina Aguilera and boyfriend arrested for being “severely intoxicated” in West Hollywood

Veterans affairs administration claims office takes SNAFU to a new level

Full text and video of President Obama’s Middle East speech

Republicans seek to handcuff Democrats in lame-duck session with resolution

Gym Rat: Weiner exercises photographic indiscretion at the gym too

Mayer’s tirade over Aniston rumour

Washington Post’s Mike Wise fabricates story to prove point

Rahm Emanuel on Solyndra: ‘I don’t remember’

‘The King’s Speech’ gets 12 Oscar nominations

Job bias claims set new record on disability surge

Pass this bill (later)! Reid blocks Obama jobs bill vote [VIDEO]

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Marek Born spent three years preparing for this clip — some of the painful training footage is included in this compilation alongside equally painful music — but you’d better be-live he neglected to proofread its inspirational message.

See what we did there?