Bankers Coping With Recession by Beating the Crap Out of Each Other

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It’s a stressful time for people who work on Wall Street, what with everyone hating them and bonuses not being exactly what they used to be or more. It’s gotten so stressful, in fact, that the usual fixes — drinking until one passes out in a pool of one’s own vomit, purchasing boats, and boasting about one’s baller-ness — are no longer enough to quell the penile insecurity and self-loathing inside. Like teenage cutters, some guys who work on Wall Street want to feel something real, even if it involves pain, swelling, and other men’s scrota pressed up against their faces.

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