Comments on: Ask Matt Labash: Special collector’s edition

By: patty

patty — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:54:06 +0000

I’ll take one of those scientologists. Do they do yard work?

By: brewbob

brewbob — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:57:14 +0000

Your Dad and I are seniors. We are terrified with your proposal to euthanize us. But, the difference between John and me is that I actually BOUGHT your book. Will I now be spared the horror of ending before my time as I PAID MONEY for your book? Or, will he move to the front of the senior death line because of this and also because he thinks he’s funnier than you? Inquiring geriatric minds want to know…

Got the book today Matt, and it’s keeping me from more important duties!
Bob

By: wahsatchmo

wahsatchmo — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:50:10 +0000

Fishy emulsion
Slicks much like Dippity Doo
Says stylist/angler

#Labashhairku

By: wahsatchmo

wahsatchmo — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:27:43 +0000

Insouciant locks!
Pantene 2-n-1 shampoo?
That’ll be the day.

#Labashhairku

By: wahsatchmo

wahsatchmo — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:12:22 +0000

Playfully tousled
Labash’s hair beckons me
Though he smells like fish

#Labashhairku

By: killtruck

killtruck — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 04:43:56 +0000

He’s never gonna buy the cow…

By: motionview

motionview — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 04:32:50 +0000

wahsatchmo you magnificent bastard! I read your book!

By: killtruck

killtruck — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 03:47:18 +0000

I’m confused. Labash is already a stunningly attractive brunette.

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Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:14:03 +0000

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By: wahsatchmo

wahsatchmo — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 16:47:05 +0000

I’m actually here to troll Dan Collins while he trolls you, Labash. At least while Treacher’s away.

Frankly, this is ending up to be more of a sausage fest than I originally expected.

By: ohthehugemanatee

ohthehugemanatee — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:05:21 +0000

Would that be Rear Window II starring Jim Treacher and S.E. Cupp?

By: dantreacher

dantreacher — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:30:41 +0000

Jim Treacher, who’s working on the script for Rear Window II, is NOT paying me to dump all over your comments, you jerkoff.

By: wte9

wte9 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:42:49 +0000

Mr. Labash, I’ve noticed that you don’t get as many comments as Ms. Cupp. Any chance you would consider a relatively painless operation to become a stunningly attractive brunette? I think this might help. If you’re interested I know two or three excellent doctors who set up shop in some of the darker corners of the outlying DC metro stations.

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Ask Jim Treacher, Vol. V | The DC Trawler — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:18:41 +0000

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By: ronco

ronco — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:31:05 +0000

Yo, Matt. Today’s piece has funny stuff. One question: as with many of my fellow Americans, I am suffering economically and financially due to the long and drawn out learning curve of Dear Leader I, B. of Obama.

This wonderful and generous non-ideoloque embodies so much knowledge re: health care, but it confounds me greatly that he doesn’t seem to know d__k when it comes to the money subjects (pun intended.)

Be that as it may, until we get the ol’ American Engine of Commerce running keenly again (in ~January 2013), how’s about sending along a free subscription to the Weekly Standard and/ or your book, just for giggles. Sean Hannity hands out flowers, chocolates, etc. every flippin’ day in his current run up to Valentines Day, so I figure you’re at least that much more of a stand up dude. Cheers!

By: Josh Kaib

Josh Kaib — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:45:46 +0000

Another entertaining piece, Matt. Can’t wait to read your Weekly Standard Piece, too.