Alcoholic Vervet monkeys probably so wasted right now [video]

Weinergate: The Search for Meaning!

Bloomberg admits it’s “amnesty”

Weinergate Whodunit Update

NYT Deploys Powerful New Media Bias Weapon

Peter Falk, RIP

Cuts First!

Krugman: ‘I Didn’t Mean That Stimulus!’

How is this an Obama victory again?

Obama Wins in Alternate Universe!

Carl Bernstein’s Temptation

Sounds like goalpost-moving to me …

Does the UAW really want VW to succeed?

Boehner’s Briar Patch?

What’s the Big Deal?

Read My Lips. No Non-New Taxes!

Wallowing in Obamalaise!

Briar Patch II

Greece could have used a Tea Party, no?

The MSM’s Refried Polls

Obama: “Not much further we can cut …”

Is Obama ‘Intellectually Incurious’?

Unions fail again in Wisconsin

Becerra’s Golden Thing

GOP on Defensive!

Krugman is no hippie!

Here’s your Big Jobs Idea

The trouble with Obama’s “summer reading”

Top 10 Things Obama Should Have Done Differently

Krueger Union Heresy!

Perry on Immigration: Even weaker than you think

Big Speech #23

Obama’s Worst Idea

NYT Breaks It to Dems Gently

What really terrifies Dems about NY-9

Was Bachmann Airbrushed?

What did Orszag Know?

Why not pay back taxpayers first?

Who leaked? Summers or Orszag?

‘More Cowbell’ on Medicare

Will the UAW run out of money?

Why Perry P.O.’d the GOPs

Why’d Ford take down that ad?

‘Cancer Cure May Increase Inequality’

Would a SCOTUS loss help Obama?

Will WaPo’s Anti-Perry Scoop Help … Perry?

Obama’s 130-mpg Car a Fantasy?

“Bad days are coming”

More Bogus Solyndra Defenses

Horserace Coverage!

Was Reid Thinking Lame Duck?

Ford-UAW Deal in Trouble

Doubling Down on Scorn

Dumbest Daily Beast Yet!

Schaeffer 1, Yglesias 0

Blow This Graph, Matt Yglesias!

Bad Nuze for GM

Not-so-new Gilded Age

UAW “doomed” in South?

The bloated rise of the diversitocracy

Obama wants you not to get tested?

The Secret Patriotism of the Press

Psst! Palin’s speech was better

Project Voltwatch!

Romney: Send Out the Aides!

The U.A.W.’s impolitic “misprint”

President Newt?

Tina’s Voyage of the Damned, Update

Obama Dinkinsized?

Let the broccoli rot!

The poverty of “near poverty”

Newt on immigration: Whaaa?

Ann Coulter: Discreetly Sensible!

Mandatory Ezra Klein item

Now “undocumented” isn’t PC

Weigel Will Find a Way to Sneer

The Emerging GOP Dilemma

Mitt’s immigration id

Tom Edsall, Murdoch stooge

Lust for Amnesty

Obama’s Charity Capitalism

Obama’s Big Disconnect

Flopulism?

Bill Keller’s Convenient Omission

Newt: Damning Photo Edition!

How is New Poverty Like New Coke

Did Obama Punt on Light Bulb Ban?

The Osawatomie Stroke

Big Trouble for Obama’s GM

More “New Poverty” Abuse

Mo’ Stake-Raising

It’s Raised-Stakes Week!

Why is Romney Iowa “frontrunner”

Perry’s Solvable Problem

Honey, we forgot the brakes!

The Power of Surrender!

He Sure Can Spin!

Obama vs. The Constitution

GM vs. BMW, one more time …

Did Obama’s Populist Power Play Backfire?

Michelle Makes It Worse

Don’t Count the Grand Bargain Out

Is it really Romney or Romney?

Will Mitt re-flip?

Has Obama abandoned unions?

Dangle-room for Romney?

The Fraud of Iowa strikes again

Is economic inequality really a “driving” issue?

Kausfiles averts constitutional crisis

Newt’s weakest spot

Where’s the Osawatomie?

What Obama’s SEALs are missing

Ann Coulter, secretly reasonable

The Myth of the Myth of the SOTU Bounce

Say It Ain’t So, Tim

Post-Florida Spin Challenge!

What does Obama do all day?

Did the Great Recession hammer the rich?

Ending unionism as we know it

The Reinhardt Ratchet

Psst. Conservatives! …

Crist refuses to refund campaign donations, Rubio camp outraged

China shuts dam generators following diesel spill

Quake aid trickles through Haiti’s cramped airport

Obama thanks Dominican Republic’s leader for help

Best stocks liked least by analysts who missed U.S. rebound

Justice Dept. proposes lying, hiding existence of records under new FOIA rule

Bergen County, N.J. uses pickle juice to melt snow

Another Afghan soldier kills NATO service member

LimeWire ordered to shut down permanently

Crucified man found in quarry in loin cloth, thorn crown

Facebook to host cybersecurity discussion for users

Primary challenger takes aim at Sen. Corker’s ‘votes against the Constitution’

U.S. said to plan easing rules for travel to Cuba

Key House Democrat: We make up rules ‘as we go along’ [video]

Ron Paul: Supporters of foreign aid to Israel ‘misunderstand Zionism’

Krauthammer: ‘Huntsman is a liberal’s idea of what a Republican ought to be’

Homeland Security seizes dozens of websites

Voice analysis: Cain truthful, Bialek ‘inaccurate’ [VIDEO]

TheDC Morning: The Donald demanded a gig in Obama’s WH, likes to write checks to the DNC

Senate GOP: ready to lead?

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“Unlike us, monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by other monkeys.” If that’s not a classic WTF BBC moment, nothing is. Okay, maybe this is.

Regardless. Where were we?

WATCH A GORILLA MOST CERTAINLY SMOKING A JOINT

That’s more like it.