DC Trawler

Bureaucracy: as easy as taking candy from a baby

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Literally:

“It was green.” You should’ve thought about that before you tried eating it, kid.

We should all be glad these hardworking state and local officials were able to get this dangerous criminal off the street. Today it’s Jolly Ranchers, tomorrow it’s crack cocaine. It’s a story as old as confectionery. I knew a kid who used to eat Starburst like it was going out of style, and now he’s dead. In a car accident 15 years later, but still. Do you really want to take that chance, America?

(Hat tip: Katherine Mangu-Ward)

Jim Treacher