Speaking last Friday to the new graduates of the University of Tennessee, former vice president Al Gore opted to screw ‘inspiring the next generation’ and instead enumerated all of the doomsday scenarios that will probably materialize and result in the utter destruction of the once-beautiful world that will soon become theirs alone. From the mortgage crisis to oil spills to global warming to the failures of flood insurance, Gore left few topics untouched and even fewer graduates unshaken.
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