Can bacon save the world?

SE: Ever been hog hunting?

JL: No, that’s mean.

SE: Well, then how do you prefer a pig end up on your plate?

JL: I don’t hunt because I wouldn’t want to be shot. But animals are made to be eaten.

SE: Okay, that presents a bit of a conundrum, but we’ll move on. Are you married? Kids? If so, does your family share your dedication to celebrating the “world of sweet, sweet bacon”?

JL: Yes, I’m married with two kids. And they are true Bacon Freaks.

SE: Do you ever get any blowback from Jewish or Muslim organizations who think your bacon worship is offensive, considering some Jews and Muslims do not eat pork?

JL: Not really, but we do get a lot of “Mazel Tov!” emails. Secretly, I think Jewish folks love bacon.

SE: Well who wouldn’t? Do you get offended when someone derides “pork-barrel spending”?

JL: No, not unless they’re calling me a pig.

SE: Do you eat bacon every day and, if so, can that be good for you?

JL: I eat it almost every day. Even Dr. Oz said that bacon is good for you in moderation.

SE: Have you thought of a Sausage Today off-shoot or a Pork Chop Today companion site? Or is it all about the bacon?

JL: Just bacon. I love sausage, but bacon is in a whole other league.

SE: Yes, I love sausage as well. But let me get one thing straight: You don’t think that bacon will save the world or anything, right? I mean, are you saying we should look to bacon for alternate energy sources, to stop world hunger or global warming? Or do you just think it tastes super-terrific?

JL: Well, bacon could save the world. If men could share a BLT like women share makeup, I think we might have a few less worries.

SE: Fantastic. I will join you in this fight. We might run into a slight snag using bacon to bring peace to the Middle East, but otherwise, I am totally on board.

S.E. Cupp is author of the brand-spanking-new book “Losing Our Religion: The Liberal Media’s Attack on Christianity.” She is also co-author of “Why You’re Wrong About The Right,” and a columnist for the New York Daily News and a regular guest on “Hannity,” “Larry King Live,” “Fox & Friends,” “Geraldo,” “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld,” and others.