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Al Gore is slippery

He just comes and goes as he pleases, according to KGTV in San Diego:

The San Diego Convention Center was packed with more than 11,000 human resource professionals as former Vice President Al Gore made a rare public appearance Monday.

Little has been seen of Gore in the past several weeks since confirmed reports of a split with his wife, Tipper, and after allegations surfaced that a 54-year-old masseuse in Oregon reported Gore made unwanted sexual advances toward her in 2006 and accused him of being “a crazed sex poodle…”

Gore left the Convention Center without taking questions from the media.

Sounds like a premature evacuation!

  • bigdaddy

    Lay off of Algore. When a man needs his second chakra released, he doesn’t need a bunch of reporters getting in the way. Move on. Nothing to see here.

  • pipandbaby

    Ugh.

  • zelda

    Groping, pressuring, raping, drowning, sticking in cigars…that’s how Democrats love. And it’s okay because it isn’t awkward or scary.

    • patrick

      brilliant

  • kitty

    Well, JT, I liked your conclusion!

  • irwinhandleman

    it wasn’t as funny to you when the national enquirer was publishing stuff about sarah palin. hooray for hyprocrisy!

    • Jim Treacher

      Smile!

    • bigfakehand

      Who did Sarah Palin attempt to rape?

      • zelda

        She tried to rape America with her Down syndrome baby.

        • bigfakehand

          Oh…right, via Andrew Sullivan’s frozen eggs…God, 2008 seems so long ago!

        • motionview

          Thumbs up.

    • killtruck

      Hypocrisy would still trump ignoring attempted rape allegations for the sake of your own personal politics.

      • irwinhandleman

        do i have to explain how america works now? see, if the victim cancels 3 interview appointments and refuses to even report a crime to the police and the police don’t file charges and arrest anyone, then there really isn’t anything to ignore.

        i like that you admitted jim is a hypocrite though. thanks!

        • Jim Treacher

          Brian is an expert in sexual assault cases, folks. If you don’t report it right away, it didn’t happen!

          • irwinhandleman

            well, if you don’t report it ever, and then try to get the national enquirer to give you a million dollars, then you’re right, it probably didn’t happen.

            you’re ignoring my point as usual though. and that’s that when the national enquirer was going after sarah palin, you were outraged and didn’t believe a word of it and claimed it was some kind of liberal media witch hunt. but now that it’s al gore, it’s hilarious and all true.

          • Jim Treacher

            well, if you don’t report it ever

            Whoops.

            Refresh my memory, Brian: Who did the National Enquirer allege Sarah Palin sexually assaulted?

          • irwinhandleman

            they said she was cheating on todd and that the retarded baby wasn’t really hers.

            remember that? you were quite upset.

          • Jim Treacher

            remember that? you were quite upset.

            Your turn! :)

          • irwinhandleman

            what a sad little fat guy you are. and so proud of it!

          • Jim Treacher

            There’s no way to be sad when you’re around, Brian. Please tell us more.

          • zelda

            Look! Retarded baby! Let’s talk about that so no one will get the idea that Al Gore is a sad, weird, angry, needy groper.

        • anniebanannie

          Let me explain to you how America works. See, the victim comes forth, gets excoriated in the media, called a whore, her reputation ruined, her business ruined, her life threatened, she’s made out to be a gold digger, her family followed around relentlessly by the media, Gore will be made out to be the poor victim, Tipper will be reported to be suffering from depression again, blah, blah, blah,,all because this woman reported attempted rape/sexual assault by the great Al Gore, ClimateChangeGod.

          Now, you’re really so stupid you can’t see why she wouldn’t want to report it?

          • irwinhandleman

            annie, just know that nothing you’re saying is correct. i’m not going to try to explain it, because i think you may be incapable of understanding rational thought.

          • zelda

            Yes, annie. Because in addition to being a professional changer of the subject, irwin is also proficient in refusing to explain his thoughts.

          • anniebanannie

            Well, irwy, why don’t you give it shot. Please tell me what the scenario would have been like had she turned in Al Gore for sexual assault. Can’t do it? Ok, I’ll make it easier for you. Let’s just break it down to one part – Enlighten us as to what you think would have happened to her in the media.

            Go ahead – don’t worry about me comprehending it. I’ll dust off my college degree and crayons and draw it out in pictures till I get it.

            Go ahead – don’t be shy. We’ll wait.

        • killtruck

          Do I have to teach you reading comprehension?

        • motionview

          She’s got a pair of pants with manbearpig stains on them Irwin. Remember when you were defending Old Slick Willie, right up to the point where the blue dress showed up? Same thing happening here.

          • manbearpig

            Hey! Don’t drag me into this.

    • killtruck

      Remember ladies, guys like Irwin are the ones that really care about you, and guys like Treacher are the chauvinists. Now shut up and release that man’s prostate… I mean chakra or you’ll never work in this hotel again.

      • Mistandbul

        You don’t get it, killtruck. He cares for all women…holds them up on a lofty plane as equals. That’s why he gently calls you ladies and Palin retarded racist moron scrunts who should get the hell back in the kitchen and get him a sandwich and a happy ending.

        It’s because he *cares* so much.