Primary Challengers for Obama: Hillary Clinton, Spencer Ackerman, and a donkey
While Jim Treacher enjoys the weather in Acapulco, other people will be trawling. Like Frank J: “Hello. I’m Frank J. I blog at IMAO.us and sometimes write columns. I am also on the Twitters. I like to write about politics even though I don’t know more than anybody else, but that’s okay because it’s the internet.”
So Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell said that if things deteriorate in Afghanistan, liberals could begin to resent Obama for being black and send him a primary challenger. If that happened, that would be like the worst act of racism since Cain killed Abel for being Korean.
Still, it’s a possibility. So, if it were to happen, who could the primary challenger be? Here are my guesses:
- Hillary Clinton. She’s always had that look in her eyes that says she lusts for power and will kill and eat the skin of anyone who stands in her way. Republicans like her more these days, because they think maybe they can unleash her on countries they don’t like. The Netroots don’t like her, but if they stood in her way we’d probably start seeing those bloggers end up in landfills, and I don’t think the police would care enough to investigate. I already don’t care.
- Joe Biden. Could Biden turn against someone so clean and articulate? I don’t know, but I’ve heard he’s desired the Oval Office ever since he saw something shiny in there. Plus, his handlers have learned how to keep him from embarrassing himself and his party by making him wear a ball gag.
- Alvin Greene. Science! shows that in a Democratic primary, if the name ”Alvin Greene” is on the ballot, it will get 59% of the vote.
- Spencer Ackerman. If he wanted the presidency, I don’t see how anyone could get in the way of this unstoppable juggernaut. Plus the powerful plate glass window lobby can’t wait for all the business they’ll get when Spencer gives the right wing what’s coming to them.
- A Donkey with an Important-Looking Hat. An unorthodox choice, but who better to rally the Democratic base than an actual donkey? And I could see him getting a lot of support if the hat is important-looking enough. You may not think a donkey would have enough experience to be president, but it should be able to do at least as much as Obama the next time there’s a big oil spill. I just hope he doesn’t choke on a golf ball. As for constitutionality, there is nothing in the Constitution that says a donkey can’t be president. Well, I assume there isn’t; I haven’t actually read the Constitution. It’s not like I’m on the Supreme Court.
So what’s the actual likelihood of Obama having a challenger? I’m going to say extremely likely. Why, it may have already happened when I was playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 instead of watching the news. I don’t really understand how politics works. When again do I get to stop paying for healthcare?
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LMAO, Frank.
BTW, does Alvin have a sister named Cabrini?
NEXT gallup POLL QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN A DONKEY AND EITHER, REID, PIGLOSI, and OTHUGO
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL
Alvin Greene has an amazing stage show.
I just hope the donkey and Biden don’t both decide to run. I can already see Florida voters becoming confused. I just don’t see how they’d be able to distinguish between that jackass and the donkey.
Very intresting theory on Hillary’s wanting to run against her boss. But
I don’t think she will. She was obvously given the State job to help her career,
Not because of any back ground international dealings. Her job resume
Consists of places she went to as first lady. And representing a Deep Blue state
Even though she hasn’t lived there since college.
For the record, The Rolling Stone Article, about Gen McChrystal showed she was
Overly supportive of the higher ups when dealing with terror. She gave her out front
Support. But there is always a part of us that will always wonder how far she’ll go
To get the white house. There are many questions about her roll in her husband’s
Endeavors. Can any body here think of something that Hillary or Bill did that was
Ruthless? What would she would do to get the Oval Office?
The Donkey is a natural. Science! tells us that in addition to an important looking hat, you have to have really, really big ears to be a successful democrat presidential candidate.
Hey……
right now I could even vote for the BURRO!!!!!!
ROFL
“When again do I get to stop paying for healthcare?”
After your estate taxes are paid in full.
I don’t know squat about politics but it would be nice to see the first Donkey-American become a US President so I’ll just vote for him.
Hey NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS INSULTING THE DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLCompare to a TYPICAL DEM…….
THE BURRO IS A ROCKET SCIENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL