That’s what Matt Labash says. I’m here to prove it.
Ann Coulter likes gays
As long as they’re right-wing ones
(Sorry, Sullivan)
NFL drops Keith
Like Keith drops famous folks’ names
Except funnier
Arabs hate Barack
Does that mean they’re all racists?
Or is that racist?
Google, Verizon
Making shady back-room deals?
Hold up, NYT
Most importantly:
My knee’s still really messed up
And I’m very tired
Always go out on a high note!