DC Trawler

CNN:

Those following President Obama’s prepared remarks during a speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin Monday were thrown a bit of a curveball when it came to a description of his critics:

“Some powerful interests who had been dominating the agenda in Washington for a very long time and they’re not always happy with me. They talk about me like a dog. That’s not in my prepared remarks, but it’s true,” he told a crowd largely consisting of union members.

He then defecated on the carpet and barked at a squirrel for 25 minutes.

I certainly wouldn’t compare Obama to a dog. Dogs are capable of learning.