DC Trawler

Talk about an undying grudge…

This is an actual obituary notice:

The family respectfully asked in lieu of flowers that memorial contributions be made to the American Cancer Society or to the campaign of whoever is running against President Barack Obama in 2012.

“The family respectfully asked in lieu of flowers that memorial contributions be made to the American Cancer Society or to the campaign of whoever is running against President Barack Obama in 2012.” Either way, you’ll be helping to remove a harmful tumor from an otherwise healthy organism.