DC Trawler

Not everybody hates the Democrats yet…

…but it’s still five weeks until the midterms! Here’s the latest:

  • Nancy Pelosi is as popular as BP. (NOTE: That’s not very popular.)
  • Big-time libs like Stanley Fish and Kirsten Powers are starting to wonder, and I’m paraphrasing here: “Hey, maybe the Democrats shouldn’t be such whiny dicks all the time?”
  • The FBI is investigating an SEIU official in Chicago on suspicion of activities “concerning the material support of terrorism.” You know whose fault that is, right? The Tea Party!
  • “Taliban Dan” Webster is leading “Lyin’ Alan” Grayson by 7 in the latest Sunshine State Poll. And this poll was taken before the 100% dishonest “Taliban” ad. Watch for Grayson’s new ad claiming he’s actually 7 points ahead.
  • Need a ride to the Stewart/Colbert Rally for Whatever-Whatever? Arianna Huffington says: “We have as many buses as there are people to fill them. That’s our promise.” Teabaggers, this might be something to bring up the next time somebody accuses you of astroturfing.
  • Dukakis? Dukakis.
  • Obama’s solution to all this tsuris is to scold anyone who disagrees with him and attack Fox News. Just because it hasn’t worked for the last two years doesn’t mean it won’t start working now!
  • But don’t worry, the Dems aren’t in trouble. Their appeal is just becoming more selective.

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  • tman

    Really, Dukakis?

    Maybe he was trying to warn Obama not to play around any military equipment, lest he put on a helmet like a four year old and pretend to drive a tank.

    This would be useful information, after all..

  • ChickFight

    We must preface every report on the Stewart Colbert Rally for Crud n’ Stuff with the phrases, “predominately white…”, and “Comedy Central and HuffPo Sponsored…”

    As in – Breaking News: The predominately white, Comedy Central and HuffPo sponsored, Stewart / Colbert Rally for Pretend was held today.

    • thesauce

      YES!

  • irwinhandleman

    i’m shocked you didn’t mention the other results of that poll:

    bp: total positive 12 total negative 50
    pelosi: total positive 22 total negative 50
    sarah palin: total positive 30 total negative 48

    oh, and barack obama:

    total positive 47 total negative 41

    the tea party? positive 30, negative 36

    but i guess that kinda hurts your line of b.s.

    • Jim Treacher

      Yes, Brian, Pelosi is very popular and the Democrats are doing fine.

      • irwinhandleman

        yeah, and sarah palin’s gonna be president!

        • bluehen

          And Brian is going to get a clue as to the subject of the thread. Any day now. 435 seats in the House up for election, whether Democrats and Pelosi will retain control there is in question, and Brian hides behind Sarah Palins’ skirt.

        • theprofessor

          cries brian while in a fetal position, sucking his thumb…

        • Jim Treacher

          Whatever you need to do to take your mind off November, Brian.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Lamb/60601193 Jonathan Lamb

    Dukakis is still alive?