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Author, Manifest Destiny

Fire Gibbs. Hire Groucho.

Apparently, the message of the week at the Obama White House is being controlled by the Marx Brothers.

In the classic Marx Brothers’ movie, Duck Soup, the nation of Freedonia is bankrupt and needs a loan from a wealthy widow to survive. The widow will only give Freedonia the money if Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho) is anointed the nation’s leader (insert your own joke about China here — my editor gives me a word limit)

Groucho enters the Obama Oval Office with Chico and Harpo by his side. “What do we talk about this week?” asks the President. “Taxes?”

Joe Biden, played by Chico Marx, leans forward. “Hey, I got an uncle who lives in Taxes.”

The President slaps his forehead. “No, Joe, we’re talking about taxes, money, dollars.”

“That’s where he’s from: Dollars, Taxes,” interjects Biden.

Robert Gibbs (Harpo Marx) enters the conversation honking a horn attached to his belt and whistling. He pulls a chamber pot from his oversized raincoat.

“Wait a minute,” says Groucho, pacing quickly back and forth while smoking a cigar. “He’s onto something. Chamber pots … Chamber. Our message of the week is the Chamber. We’ll attack 3 million business men and women.”

“But that makes no sense,” says Obama.

“Precisely,” replies Groucho.

“Good. Then let’s go with it.”

Rick Robinson is the author of political thrillers which can be purchased on Amazon and at book stores everywhere. His latest novel, Manifest Destiny has won seven writing awards, including Best Fiction at the Paris Book Festival.

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