Meet Charlie Sheen’s part-time lover and full-time friend [SLIDESHOW]

We’d like to introduce you to Charlie Sheen’s — Hollywood’s resident bad-ass, er, we mean, deeply troubled actor — hotel friend. She is his friend, after all. She even goes out to dinner with his ex-wife! So yes, she’s his friend. Just a couple of really good, close friends.

So, without further ado, we present 22-year-old Capri “I’m-totally-not-a-hooker” Anderson. Cheers to friendship!

All photos courtesy of TMZ.com