TheDC Interview: Meet Meghan McCain’s alter-ego — McCain Boobette

TheDC: You say you don’t always see eye-to-eye with your dad on political issues, and especially on gay rights. Why do you think that is?

MM: I love my Dad he is such a great Senater. But hes just old, thats why I think he doesnt get the gay rights thing. Old people are cute but they are not the future like me. He also told me once that he just has to say certain things so he can like get elected over & over again & politics as usual blahblahblah politics is boring

TheDC: What’s your stance on gay marriage? On Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?

MM: My stand on gay marriage is that everyone should be able to get married, duh. I say NO H8 and thats what not letting my gays get married is. THats when I got 2 do that awesomehot photoshoot with duck tape and an elephant it was the coolest. I think DADT is when they hate gays in the military so much that they make them shut up about they’re sexuality? That is Hate as well. I say lets stop that.

TheDC: Most important issue to you?

MM: ummmm, right now it is making sure people dont judge me by my cup size

TheDC: Favorite hobby?

MM: drinking beer!

TheDC: I guess that answers my next question. Drink of choice?

MM: Im a Wild West girl, so its Bud lite. Then I want to say my favrite hobby is BLACKJACK

TheDC: A true Vegas girl. So what’s next for Meghan McCain? Another book? More speaking engagements? More partying with your gays?

MM: I like to think of Life as a nonstop party. I think Perez Hilton told me that once, omg I want to hang out with him again! Ive been asked to do like a million more books, and my agent is making bank booking me at colleges n stuff so yeah. I feel its my responsabilaty as a young person. I wont be leaving the public eye anytime soon cuz Daddys gonna win again!

TheDC: And finally, anything else you want to say to all the haters out there before we’re done?

MM: LOL keep h8ting, you just make me more dollars yo’, and get me on more Maddow shows! Also, SEXISTS.