Election Day predictions from Greta Van Susteren, John Zogby, Dr. Laura and many more

Gary Johnson — former New Mexico governor:

“I don’t think there are going to be any surprises. Not that there aren’t going to be individual races that are just, ‘holy cow! Sharron Angle actually won!?’ And apparently she is going to win.”

Matt Labash — senior writer at the Weekly Standard and Daily Caller advice columnist:

“Most surprising result on November 3rd: Jon Stewart’s sincerest wish will come true. Partisanship as we know it will have ended. Civility will reign. Sample dialogue: Republican lawmaker: ‘You pass your legislation first.’ Democratic lawmaker: ‘No, you pass your legislation first.’ The lion will lay down with the lamb. Joy Behar will lay down with Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Then will roll over on her, and crush the life out of her. Then the ladies of The View will barbecue and eat her. Sherri Shepherd will ask for extra ‘slaw.”

William Temple — renown Tea Party mascot:

“I think the most surprising result will be how complete the sweep will be by Tea Party candidates across the nation. I’m predicting a 60+ seat victory in the House, and 8 or 9 seats in the Senate. Pelosi is gone. Reid is gone. Rubio wins in FL. Miller wins in AK. OH and PA go to the elephants. And most importantly State legislatures turn over, and a large majority of governorships. Huzzah! The new fight against the ‘new’ government begins on Nov. 3.”

Craig Shirley — president Shirley & Banister Public Affairs:

“I’ll be surprised if the GOP establishment and the Tea Party movement are not locked in a steel cage match battle to the death by the afternoon of November 3rd.”

Amy Siskind — president of The New Agenda:

“Women voters, for the time since 1982 when exit polls were taken, will favor Republican candidates. In an effort to keep women voters, the Republicans will purposely put a woman on their 2012 ticket – either Palin/Gulianni or a victorious Mama Grizzley in the VP slot (Whitman, Haley or Martinez). Also, Liz Cheney will become RNC Chair in 2011 when Steele steps down.”

John Zogby — chairman and chief insights officer for Zogby International:

“If Kendrick Meek books tickets to New Hampshire and Christine O’Donnell books tickets to Iowa.”

S.E. Cupp — The Daily Caller senior reporter:

“That Carl Paladino will be my next governor.”

David Boaz — executive vice president of the Cato Institute:

“Two Cato Sponsors and one Cato book author are elected to Congress in blue states.”

Brent Bozell– founder and president of The Media Research Center:

“Contrary to conventional wisdom, we will learn that the Botox-induced smile on Nancy Pelosi’s face isn’t permanently chiseled.”

People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals:

“In 2010, with initiatives on the ballot such as Missouri’s Proposition B—a bill that would sharply curtail the number of puppy mills in the state by limiting the number of dogs that could be kept for breeding to 50 while guaranteeing the dogs very basic care—we would be surprised if people didn’t jump at the chance to help animals by supporting measures such as this one, which would help stop the overpopulation of dogs and cats. We are hopeful that this bill will pass and believe it will.”

Roger Stone – political consultant

“Haley Barbour wakes up with enough Republican Governors to emerge a solid dark-horse in the Presidential contest.”

Rita Cosby – TV host and bestselling author:

“John Boehner’s tanning salon staff will be on hiatus this week as he’ll be busy measuring the drapes and carpet in Nancy Pelosi’s office.”