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Half-naked woman found in van with loaded gun, sex toys

A half-naked woman found in a van outside a hotel in west suburban Naperville with a loaded gun and various sex toys originally told police she was changing clothes, but later admitted she left her kids in the motel and went out to pleasure herself.

Vicki K. Myers, 44, of Texas, was registered at the Red Roof Inn on the 1600 block of Diehl Road in Naperville with her three children when she was spotted about 9:45 p.m. Friday in a van in the parking lot by officers, who noticed she was naked from the waist up.

Full Story: Half-naked woman found in van with loaded gun, sex toys – Chicago Sun-Times

  • Winston Smith

    She’s smiling in her mug shot…guess they didn’t get to her til AFTER she pleasured herself.

    • ArianaHuffingPaint

      I think the frisk missed a toy. Maybe they need TSA lessons.

  • Momma M

    You make an excellent point, and I’d already started to consider the ramifications of this embarrassing moment in respect to the children involved. Their mother’s name will certainly be circulating through out their Texas down.

    As the children were apparently “old enough” that their mother wasn’t charged, leads me to believe they’re at a stage where this could prove VERY embarrassing…

    Or does privacy only apply to “certain” special interest groups?

    • Momma M

      That was intended for Supernatural ~

    • Supernatural Witness

      I did not even think about the kids, I was thinking of the mom who undoubtedly did not feel comfortable in the bathroom with the kids in the next room. Guess they know now. Of course, she could have actually been turning tricks in her car but honestly I still dont think its the press’s business.

      Govt is sooo out of control and folks just dont even consider that the “authorities” aren’t there to meddle in your business unless it poses a public hazard. They aren’t supposed to control the movements of the populace. Its 1984 in Britain and 1983 in the US.

  • nickel1951

    And who exactly had a problem with this?

  • Supernatural Witness

    Excuse me, but wasn’t it just last week that we were ready to hold Senate hearings and public hangings for those who expose others’ sexual private moments to public scrutiny thereby humiliating the person into a suicidal embarrassment. I guess that is only if you are a college dormer exposing your gay room mate. If you’re the govt you can laugh at private moments in private parked vehicles and invite news media to gawk along with you. Of course, if you are a Federal agency you get to grope all the 13 year olds you want in public airports and laugh about it with your friends while viewing govt porn video of the hotty 14 year old who went through last night.