DC Trawler

Mary Katharine Ham presents: The United States of Don’t Touch My Junk

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If you have to fly this holiday season and one of these lovable TSA guys tries to brush his hands against your bathing-suit area, you shouldn’t fall to the floor and scream, “Don’t graze me, bro!” Unless somebody’s shooting video.

In other news, Pee-Wee Herman is finally back, bringing his Playhouse to Broadway. He’s been commuting from LA to do the show, mostly because he enjoys the TSA screening.

Jim Treacher