We feel sort of bad for Reese Witherspoon after learning of her experience. Then again, we pity this bratty boy even more, since he didn’t realize that he was kissing the girl who would, well, go on to become Reese Witherspoon. “I was in fifth grade and thought I was in love with a boy named Graham. So we kissed. Then he broke my heart and told everybody that I was flat-chested and that’s why he didn’t like me anymore.”
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