Let’s not kid ourselves: Valentine’s Day is torture. I’m not referring just to petulant “woe is me” single folk. Even happy couples consider Cupid’s holiday a nuisance.
In the aftermath of the holiday season, most people don’t have the creativity or desire to come up with exceptional Valentine’s Day presents for their significant others. Chocolate and teddy bears are safe choices across the board, but they’re also cop-outs.
Because we’ve surrendered to the reality that it’s damn near impossible to think up a clever, thoughtful, unique, and worthwhile Valentine’s Day gift, we’ve compiled the most atrocious Valentine’s Day presents that one could ever give or receive.
