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Gutfeld on Snooki’s Rutgers speech: Better her than Krugman, Matthews, Amanpour or Maddow

There has been a hubbub after it was disclosed that Rutgers University paid “Jersey Shore” celebrity Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki, $32,000 to speak at an event last week, which was $2,000 more than it offered Nobel-winning novelist Toni Morrison last May to speak at the university’s commencement ceremony.

However, Fox News Channel’s Greg Gutfeld doesn’t view Snooki as a bad choice, based on who they have had or could have had speaking. On his early Saturday morning show “Red Eye” on the Fox News Channel, Gutfeld explained the controversy.

“So Nicole Polizzi, the pint-sized pasta-pooper known as Snooki will be paid $32,000 by Rutgers University to speak at New Jersey’s largest college, and yes, they have colleges,” Gutfeld said. “The inverse candy corn was booked by a student-run group, using money from the mandatory student activity fee. Now, some might find this outrageous – ‘How dare you pay that sum of cash to a pumpkin full of sherbet when you could get someone like — Toni Morrison.’”

According to the “Red Eye” host, Snooki was a far better choice than the usual parade of left-leaning media types. His rationale: Snooki identifies with that audience more than those public personalities.

“I disagree. I believe the Snook is an inspired choice – once you consider the pabulum students have endured in the past – like Paul Krugman, a miserable wretch possessing the humor of sheet rock,” he said. “Or that mad-tingler Chris Matthews. Then there’s Alec Baldwin, Christiane Amanpour, ‘Face the Nation’ moderator Bob Schieffer, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission chair Mary Schapiro, and Rachel Maddow. My fave: Gustavo Esteva – who once spoke at the University of Vermont. He’s a self-described Marxist, which means he really spoke truth to power that day. I bet the air was filled with spirited debate. Anyway, I’d much rather hear Snooki’s laundry tips and tanning tricks than how Rachel Maddow got her gig – my guess: Be yourself.”

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And though she has had her share of bumps along the way, Gutfeld commended Polizzi for the way she has handled her celebrity.

“And out of all the names I rattled off, Snooki truly is an American tale of rags to riches,” Gutfeld said. “She had no idea her life would take this turn, and she seems to absorb the fame and its accompanying silliness with a certain level of charm that you just don’t see in self-satisfied smirkers like Maddow. And I like Snooki’s philosophy: ‘Study hard, but party harder.’ Although I hate people who use ‘party’ as a verb, I’ll give her a pass because we both wear the same bra size and if you disagree with me, you are a racist homophobe.”

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  • moderatechris

    yawn.

  • ChickFight

    Snooki, yet another feminist heroine of the bright new millennium. Aren’t all lefty women essentially part Snooki, part Maddow? Ya know, the hell spawned hybrid that is known as Katie Couric. ~~~shudder~~~

    Youth lost.

  • truebearing

    Ya gotta love Gutfeld, and if you don’t, you’re a real phobe-a-phobe!

  • baric

    Madtingle,love it…Greg rules

  • southernandproud

    Mad tingle — Love it! However, Rutgers still wasting good money.

  • Carl Spackler

    What’s wrong with a girl that prefers bedding down, to putting down, white guys? It’s a more positive message, imo.

  • robjh1

    So sad this is what our country is coming too. Then when you look at it what else is there? Who are the examples of the day? Mainstream media and the entertainment industry feeds us these half dressed, drunkard, bimbos all year round.
    “and we are not saved…”

  • kookie

    If Tingles or Krugman spoke, there probably wouldn’t be enough coffee to go around.

    • truebearing

      Or meth.

  • SunnyJ

    Greg, where’d you get the pair of glasses you see the world through? Gotta get me a pair. Never fail to enjoy the irony of life that comes from your view. Do not forget that Snooki also pointed out that the “Tanning Tax” was discriminatory against fair skinned people. You know if they had taxed dread locks…well, you know it’s so. The students are not educated on the principles of free market…supply and demand. There are lists of Krugmans, Maddows, etc. A dime a dozen those folks. There is only one Snooki.