British star Katie Price, also known as Jordan, takes the cake, (pun intended,) for the worst celebrity wedding of all-time. Price was determined to have the longest wedding dress on record, so she ensured her pink, satin monstrosity was 2,700 feet long. The glittery tiara is the perfect accessory to this tacky trainwreck of a wedding dress. It’s a bad sign if you look like an X-rated version of Glinda the Good Witch on your wedding day.