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Remember when I said Donald Trump will never be president?

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I said so at least a couple of times. It’s always seemed like a safe assumption, and yet a few people kept telling me not to count him out. He could still surprise us. Still figure out a way. Hell, it’s in his very name.

Well, no.

It was fun while it lasted, but after weeks and weeks of Donald Trump playing a game of maybe-maybe-not, the TV star and business mogul has said he will not run for president.

“After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency,” said Trump in a press release.

It was certainly entertaining, and he irritated the hell out of all the right people, but now it’s over. Obama wasn’t born in Kenya, Bin Laden is dead, Bush didn’t do 9/11, and it’s time to get serious about who’s going to run in 2012.

Well, maybe tomorrow.