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You know who was really happy to read the Weiner news?

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      Renee James

      Renee James writes social commentary and resolves daily to keep up with her blog: It’s Not Me, It’s You. Her essays have appeared in 101 Damnations: A Humorists’ Tour of Personal Hells and May Contain Nuts: A Very Loose Canon of American Humor.



      Her opinion pieces have appeared in The Baltimore Sun, The Los Angeles Times, The Orlando Sentinel, The Morning Call and other Tribune newspapers, as well as The Philadelphia Inquirer, The Women’s Quarterly and Tango Magazine.

You know who was really happy to read the Representative Anthony Weiner news? Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You know who was really happy to read the Arnold Schwarzenegger news? IMF Chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

You know who was really happy to read the Dominique Strauss-Kahn news? Senator John Edwards.

You know who was really happy to read the John Edwards news? Representative John Ensign.

You know who was really happy to read the John Ensign news? Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

You know who was really happy to read the Silvio Berlusconi news? Representative Christopher Lee.

You know who was really happy to read the Christopher Lee news? Representative Mark Souder.

You know who was really happy to read the Mark Souder news? Representative Eric Massa.

You know who was really happy to read the Eric Massa news? Governor Mark Sanford.

You know who was really happy to read the Mark Sanford news? Governor Eliot Spitzer.

You know who was really happy to read the Eliot Spitzer news? Representative Vito Fossella.

You know who was really happy to read the Vito Fossella news? Senator Larry Craig.

You know who was really happy to read the Larry Craig news? Representative Mark Foley.

I can do this all night, folks. Sadly, that’s the truth. And I haven’t even left the political arena yet. Let’s not get into sports, entertainment and business leaders.

Otherwise, the list could quickly get unwieldy.

Renee James writes social commentary and keeps track of the things that mystify her on her blog, “It’s not me, it’s you,” found at reneeaj.blogspot.com. Her email address is raaj3@msn.com.

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  • Jess81

    Hmmmm. A politician is stupid and human. The story here is the press and how it covered this and how it attacked Breitbardt and actually accused him of being the “hacker”. This goes even beyond the expected difference in coverage between a Republican sinner and a Democrat sinner. It goes beyond how many Democrats get away with it and how many Republicans are destroyed. It’s the mob Coulter talks about in her new book, which sounds very much like what we all learned as a matter of course before 60′s radicals took over the school system.

  • gooners

    No Vitter?

    I don’t think Berlusconi cares about any of the people on this list, or about the over-moralizing and ever-scandalized American media and public.