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The shot heard ’round Iowa

Farm subsidies are the original sin of American politics.

In a tradition that dates back to the New Deal, every four years a new crop of presidential hopefuls trek out to Iowa to kiss the corn stalk. Shortly after their Gulfstream 5s touch down in Des Moines, candidates stuff themselves into flannel shirts and roll up I-35 to towns like Huxley and Ames to line dance, drink local beer, and pledge allegiance to the mystery of caucus voting. There, in the early hours of planting season, yet another generation is re-committed to America’s oldest form of corporate welfare.

It’s the kind of mandatory insanity that can only happen when politicians try to appear normal, which they aren’t. Normal people don’t ask friends and strangers for money to secure a job that comes with 300 million bosses.

To be certain, nobody takes farm subsidies seriously. Farm subsides, like most government programs, are largesse that nobody but the beneficiaries fully understand. Politicians in both parties look upon farm subsidies with a skeptic’s indifference. Yet farm subsidies are important to Iowans — which means that, for a time, they are the hitching post of would-be presidents.

Since candidates have embraced this barn dance for generations, it made headlines when former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty rolled into Iowa to take a pot-shot at ethanol. That’s something you don’t do in Iowa. In the middle of a dismal economy, rising fuel prices and the apparent collapse of reason in the highest ranks of government, ethanol ranks as an issue of importance among voters somewhere between Canadian bacon imports and Scottish independence.

Yet it was a well-played move. Tim Pawlenty doesn’t expect to win Iowa. Mitt Romney’s ground operation in the Corn Belt is a behemoth and right-wing defectors are likely to be drawn to the jasmine of the Tea Party, Sarah Palin. Pawlenty knew this. He knew that Iowa was a long shot, especially for a candidate who has yet to play a recognizable role in the Republican family in the tradition of establishment frontrunner, rogue or evangelical. Thus far, Pawlenty has come off as a nice guy from the North Country — hardly a headline-stealer in the age of television. To get his campaign cooking, he needed something grand. He needed to distinguish himself as a character with character. Few acts get the job done like trashing ethanol in Iowa; which is the political equivalent of slashing the prom queen’s tires before the big ball. That turns heads. Suddenly, the nice guy from the North Country might just be a little touched. That’s the sort of maneuver that convinces network bosses to dedicate a full-time correspondent to your campaign.

It’s the safest kind of planned controversy. America’s ethanol policy was the kind of misguided bi-partisanship that happens when circumstances and technology outpace common sense. Only in a land of this abundance would the pursuit of alternative energy result in people feeding corn to their Chevy Suburbans. By dissenting, in the heart of ethanol country, Tim Pawlenty echoed what most Americans who aren’t running for president already think.

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  • mpsptp

    Eben, great observations. Others may have commented upon ethanol subsidies, but TPaw focused on the issue in America’s heartland. You put it all in perspective. Excellent journalism!

  • SiennaP

    Hey, Eben! GUESS WHO FIRED THAT SHOT before TPaw: Sarah Palin! She was the first one to say that subsidies should be eliminated and specifically ethanol. But, why give her credit, right? It’s really disheartening how little research you guys do. Seriously!

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  • PalinPatriot4ever

    Can you tell the difference between Romney, Pawlenty, Perry, Huntsman, Daniels, etc, and so on, and so on.. Neither can I.. Cookie Cutter Republican Politicians.. Almost all of them are liberal Republican RINO Ken dolls.. They look alike, walk alike, talk alike, sound alike, and policies are alike..

    lol.. amazing..

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