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Anderson Cooper jokes: Not a ‘big deal’ for 16-year-old Courtney Stodden to marry 51-year-old Doug Hutchison

Unlike much of the population, CNN anchor Anderson Cooper isn’t repulsed by the Las Vegas nuptials of 16-year-old singer Courtney Alexis Stodden and 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison—or so he said on Tuesday night’s “RidicuList” segment.

As part of the sarcastic segment, the television personality blasted the “heartless folks” who have been criticizing Hutchinson’s decision to tie the knot with a teen.

“Now a lot of people are making a bunch of noise about how the girl Courtney Stodden is a minor and how there’s a 35-year age difference between them,” Cooper said. “Blah blah blah…I don’t see what the big deal is.”

Cooper justified the marriage because it apparently took place at the end of the week.

“The wedding was on May 20, according to my calendar, that was a Friday,” Cooper said, adding that the young woman probably only missed some class as a result of her ceremony. “So she probably only had to miss one day of high school. And what was she going to miss in eleventh grade anyway? Algebra? Who uses that?”

Though he defended the marriage, Cooper did seem to mock Stodden when he played a clip of her music video, where she can be seen holding a margarita glass in a pink bikini. (Anderson Cooper bashes Snooki)

“Oh goodness, well I’m sure there’s more to her than just that,” Cooper said with a laugh. “Well, now a lot of people are suggesting that someone should have told Courtney…don’t marry that guy, he’s too old for you, you have your driver’s test coming up, someone you know, like her parents maybe. But guess what, romance haters? Her parents gave their permission. They’re not those uptight parents who don’t let their teenage daughters stay out past eleven or make music videos on boats or marry someone three times her age, they’re cool parents.”

Cooper took a few more sarcastic shots at Stodden, who boasts on a YouTube video that she’s not a porn star.

“I like that at 16 years of age she makes a point of pride that she’s never done pornography,” Cooper said. “That’s like basically saying ‘I’m about to do pornography.’ Or, inevitably, ‘I will do pornography, but I haven’t done it yet.’”

*This article has been updated to clearly explain that Cooper’s segment was done in a sarcastic tone, as it was a part of his “RidicuList” segment.

Watch: Anderson Cooper talk about the wedding

  • IzJessie

    Especially amusing?  His agent has dropped him because of this, and his mother has stopped talking to him!  Odd he’d talk about God, and innocence, etc.  This is a pagan, or former pagan, who would brag about his porn collection, and every time he added to the collection.  His mom lives in Washington State, as well.  And if that ridiculous music video is taken on the Hoquiam River or thereabouts?  I’m surprised she didn’t freeze to death!

  • LauraIsAHerpDerper

    Laura: next time, watch the entire clip, and–y’know–consider context. This article, AND the rewrite your editors forced upon you, were extremely poorly researched.

    Anderson in no way condoned the marriage, and called out both his parents and the girl’s gross new husband.

    Next step in Laura’s education: Google “snark” and “sarcasm.” Twit.

  • taco

    On flip side, no such thing as bad publicity. Probably earned daily caller alot more eyeballs.

  • SouthSider1

    Hey Laura, Anderson Cooper just PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE! So is it true when someone gives a Knock-Knock joke you run to the door to see who it is? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Go back school honey because you were just TREATED on national television.

  • bbertaud

    Sorry Laura,you are on the Ridiculist…maybe you should review your Cliff notes from Journalism 101.

    Own it !

  • dartman07

    My roomate, who is new to the country and speaks English as a second language, got the joke! Miss laura donavan you are an amazingly incompetent journalist! Now am doubting the credibility of the rest of your stories.

    Editors, the reason your position exists at all is so that you can check the work of your employees before posting crap for the whole world to see!

  • iMariam

    LMAO! This article was an epic fail, both for you and the dailycaller.

    I swear I’m so curious as to how you didn’t get it! I mean the segment’s name “The Ridiculist” didn’t give you any hint at all? Really? I mean REALLY?

    Pretty sure a second grader would’ve figured it out! I honestly don’t know what to say LOL!

    I would consider a career change if I were you (and no I’m not being sarcastic or anything, I promise!)