DC Trawler

Some knee-slappin’ knock-knock jokes for Anderson Cooper

“I bet at the Daily Caller, if someone tells a knock-knock joke, everyone runs to the door to see who comes in.” — Anderson Cooper

Ha ha ha! You got that right, Anderson! Why, here are a few we were “knocking” around just this morning:

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anderson Cooper.
Anderson Cooper who?
So you’ve seen my ratings.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anderson Cooper. Hey, do you mind if I move around some of these clothes and shoes? It’s kinda cramped in here!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anderson Cooper.
Well, thank you for stopping by, but we really don’t need any Mary Kay.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anderson Cooper.
Oh, hi. So, okay, Anderson, I have to ask. Which part made you madder: the fact that Doug Hutchinson’s wife is only 16, or that she can get away with that outfit without waxing her chest?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Don Lemon?

All in good fun, Anderson! We all know what a great sense of humor you and your fans have. No hard feelings, and keep up the good work. Presumably.

  • 13times

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Democracy loving moderate Egyptian Muslim beat-down
    Democracy loving moderate Egyptian Muslim beat-down who?
    x-x

  • gocart mozart
    • Jim Treacher

      I couldn’t get past “Tucker Carlson’s Twit Farm.” That really cut me to the quick.

  • torispelling

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Excuse me.
    Excuse me who?
    Excuse me while I put my finger down my throat!