DC Trawler

Don’t ask her dad:

Malia is actually 12. Oops. As we’ve seen over the last few years, numbers aren’t really Obama’s strong suit. In the words of another fake president: “It was my understanding that there would be no math.”

But hey, it’s not like he said something arguably inaccurate about Paul Revere or any of the other Founding Fathers. (Or even John Wayne!) Family man Barack Obama simply doesn’t know how old his own daughter is. He’ll definitely get it right when she turns 18, though, because he’ll be reminded every time he plays golf.