DC Trawler

I don’t like pandas. Why? The same reasons you like them, probably. I’m told that my longtime hatred of these bamboo-crapping cockroaches with fur is irrational and demented. Oh, is that right? I’m just being a silly old grouch? Just try saying that after you watch this.

THEY ARE PLANNING THEIR ESCAPE. These two monsters ate a couple of babies and an old lady before they were finally subdued.* What’ll happen when they all get out? Do you still think they’re cuddly and harmless? Not me, man. Not me. Pandas are bad.

*This is conjecture on my part, but it seems like a safe bet.