DC Trawler

Courtesy of Salon.com and presented without further comment, here’s a full-page ad appearing in the latest edition of the Austin Chronicle alt-weekly:

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH RICK PERRY?

Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a “young hottie” impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas?

Contact CASH, and we will help you publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, “family values” hypocrite and fraud.

COMMITTEE AGAINST SEXUAL HYPOCRISY

Robert Morrow, CASH president

512-306-1510

or email:

FamilyValuesHypocrite@gmail.com

Offer not valid for enabling wives wearing Hillary Clinton boots.

Note to gay people: If you know the truth about Rick, please QUIT covering for him.