Courtesy of Salon.com and presented without further comment, here’s a full-page ad appearing in the latest edition of the Austin Chronicle alt-weekly:
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH RICK PERRY?
Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a “young hottie” impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas?
Contact CASH, and we will help you publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, “family values” hypocrite and fraud.
COMMITTEE AGAINST SEXUAL HYPOCRISY
Robert Morrow, CASH president
512-306-1510
or email:
FamilyValuesHypocrite@gmail.com
Offer not valid for enabling wives wearing Hillary Clinton boots.
Note to gay people: If you know the truth about Rick, please QUIT covering for him.