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Jonathan Alter thinks you’re stupid

David Cohen
Former Deputy Assistant Sec. of the Interior

Conservatives are used to having their intelligence insulted by the mainstream media. I’m therefore grateful to liberal columnist Jonathan Alter for having the magnanimity to insult the intelligence not only of conservatives, but of the entire electorate.

Alter’s recent column, in which he cheerleads President Obama to give Republicans hell with a “bold” new jobs plan, reveals profound contempt for the average American. It also showcases the intellectual bankruptcy of modern liberal economics, whose adherents have no idea how to revive an economy that has surpassed its capacity for massive Keynesian deficit spending.

This condescension to average voters is something to behold. While insisting that Obama’s plan to create a federal infrastructure bank is “a good idea,” Alter calls it “tone deaf politically” because “many voters don’t really know what infrastructure means.” Is this how America looks from the Upper West Side of Manhattan?

Alter applauds Obama’s desire for more stimulus, but warns him not to actually use the word “stimulus.” That word, he says, has become “stigmatized” (presumably by the colossal failure of the first stimulus). Better to call the new stimulus something else, Alter suggests, like the “Jobs First” agenda.

Yeah, that’s the ticket. Changing the brand-name will instantly allay the concerns of voters who fear that we’re borrowing and spending ourselves into oblivion.

Some voters might be insulted by the suggestion that a little creative relabeling will fool them into embracing policies they would otherwise reject. To paraphrase my grandmother, we voters may be dumb but we’re not stupid.

President Obama has revealed himself to be a Keynesian one-trick pony. Since his first stimulus succeeded only in running up our debt, it is politically impossible to repeat that trick.

Now that another massive new dose of deficit spending is no longer possible, the rigid Keynesian mind can only conceive of one alternative: a smaller dose of deficit spending. But to the Keynesian mind, a small dose of deficit spending will have a tiny impact compared to a massive dose of deficit spending. Obama can’t possibly have his heart in the “mini-stimulus” he’s likely to propose; he probably believes it’s doomed to failure because it’s too small.

Alter rattles off proposals that he expects to form the heart of an Obama mini-stimulus: extending the payroll-tax holiday (which would deprive funding to our fiscally unsound Social Security program), increasing public-works spending (which would increase the deficit), reforming the patent process (fine, but very minor), ratifying trade deals (which the Obama Administration has held up so far) and extending unemployment insurance (which, according to some studies, would increase unemployment). “Mini-stimulus” is an apt name for this uninspired grab bag; any stimulative effect it would have on our economy would be decidedly “mini.”

It is difficult to imagine that this program could inspire the fiery “give ‘em hell, Barry” campaign against Republicans that Obama’s base so desperately wants. Obama’s supporters want him to channel Harry Truman in his triumphant whistle-stop train tour across America. If the recent “Made in Canada” bus tour through Middle America is any indication, Obama is no Harry Truman.

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  • AntiWacko

    This is a nice piece of fantasy, interspersed with childish anti-Obama attacks.

    Let’s start with the hoary old fantasy that tax cuts, or tax reform that reduces taxes, will create jobs. This is patently untrue. The Bush tax cuts and tax loopholes have resulted in corporations paying the lowest effective tax rates since World War Two. So where are the hordes of jobs the multinationals should have created in America over the past ten years?  Did I hear a pin drop? Almost all the jobs they’ve created have been overseas, where they’ve found slave labor. The bottom line is that trickle-down economics, or supply-side economics, is a total failure. In the words of former President George H. W. Bush, it’s “voodoo economics”. Pity the son was not smart enough to learn from the father.

    Now to your childish attacks on President Obama. You are aware, I hope, that Obama’s stimulus plan included tax breaks for genuine small businesses, which create the majority of the jobs in America. These tax breaks are about to expire and our magnificent GOP and Tea Party combo have indicated that they will not be extending them. Indeed, these magnificent Anti-Americans have blocked just about all of Obama’s job creating proposals and have gone so far as to engage in job-killing endeavors .. such as spending cuts during an economic crisis. This priceless idiocy and their attempts to hold America hostage have caused untold economic damage to America’s economy. But, I am sure that Conservatives like you will praise these idiots.

    And, finally, let me address the nonsense about regulations. We have just seen what de-regulated capitalism has done to America. Yet, people like you become totally mindless when rational regulations are imposed. Regulations that control pollution are vital to America and Americans. They protect our health, the health of our crops and livestock, and the health of our rivers, lakes and seas. The economic loss from pollution far outweighs any additional costs incurred by preventing it. America’s big businesses are more concerned about maximizing profits, than about being good citizens.

    Now, Obama will, I’m sure, come up with some good job-creating proposals. He has before, but has been blocked at those times by GOP and Tea Party anti-Americanism. I’m sure they will do so again – because they are far more interested in destroying Obama and pandering to their corporate and rich donor-masters, than they are in the re-growth of America and the American middle class.

    Just to close, I guess many will accept your fantasies as facts, but Real Americans will see it for what it is – a puerile attempt to prop up a failed economic “theology” and a childish attack on President Obama.

  • Rewarding

    Mr. Cohen, you have a little bit of creative rewriting of history there. The first stimulus was done by Bush with Republican whole hearted support, as I recall it was to save the banks (and Bankers) remember George Bush the guy whose deregulation of the mortgage industry caused this mess to begin with. That stimulus money that Obama spent was actually authorized by Bush.
    I really have to wonder sometimes about conservative and liberal pundits and politicians, they both seem to be rewriting history to suit their ideology. I do have to agree with Mr. Alter, The right does have some pretty stupid people (Mr. Cohen is likely included in this group, along with Gingrich, Bachman, Perry, Palin, Glenn Beck, and lets face it GW wasn’t the sharpest tack in the board either), but then so does the left (Gore, Edwards, Cafferty). As for centrists we are left looking in on two idiotic parties who have no clue how to balance a checkbook let alone run a country, and we are forced to choose between lousy candidates, usually some religous nut case Republican who wants to criminalize being gay or mandate prayer in the school and cut taxes for the super rich, or a nutty Democrat who wants to waste money on social programs for people who are a drag on society, and raise taxes on everyone.
    Our country is burning down, we are currently is sitting on 76 trillion in unfunded obligations between Social Security, Medicare, and the National debt, and our politicians are playing the fiddle.

  • remmy

    Is Alter the one who used to wear a wig?

  • Anonymous

    Komrad Alters is the leader of the Agit-Prop Office of the Communist Party USA’s Central Committee. I used to read similar crap in that communist hell that I had escaped from some 54 years ago.

  • Anonymous

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  • Sproing

    Tax reform would be nice, as would replacing Obama and his outdated Western Marxism with a more American style conservative capitalist. The real fix for what’s ailing us, however, would take way more room then we have here, so let’s compress. Stand-up to the most egregious of the eco-freaks who never met a project they wouldn’t try to destroy in court. Rollback Washington’s regulatory stranglehold on our nations means of production to something perhaps akin to the 80′s. Stop treating success and wealth as if they were somehow not in keeping with American’s dreams. Recognize that failure to meet ones responsibilities begins and ends with the individual and can not be cured by ever more government spending or dumbing down of the importance of ethics and morality. Stop making heroes out of do nothing celebrities, and instead point out those who have made actual contributions to their communities and to society at large.

    You get the picture. If we want to get back what we’ve lost the best place to start looking is at our past.

  • Txbatman1

    This line shows just how much Alter is up BHO’s butt:” I’m told by the White House that contrary to House Speaker John Boehner’s claims, Obama did send Boehner a short paper that detailed trillions in savings during their unsuccessful “grand bargain” negotiations in July, but it was never released publicly…” 

    Now a rational intelligent person would think that if Obama really had a plan, and that Boehner was claiming that BHO had given him no specifics, then the White house would have released the info.

    So apparently, because the WH says it, it must be the truth. By that rationale, Nixon really wasn’t a crook.

    Obviously Liberal is just another word for moron.

    • vandi

      Even if Obama did give Boehner a “short paper”, it hardly refutes Boehner’s claim that there was no actual plan.  A “short paper”, like a speech, cannot be scored by CBO and could not possibly have the detail of the three bills (public documents all) passed by House Republicans.  That Alter would even raise that to defend Obama is pathetic.

    • Anonymous

      How many Nixon convicted of a crime?
      Reagan had more convicted than the grand total of all since 1900
      names convictions
      google c larenceswinney + Reagan Scandals 

  • Pallius

    Every time I lowered myself to read an Alter piece I became convinced that this is the writing of a 13 year old immature bumpkin.