DC Trawler

You must prove your love for Obama, America

The Hill:

Obama promoted his jobs bill in North Carolina on Wednesday, the third stop on what White House Press Secretary Jay Carney called a “campaign” for jobs.

Not for the first time, Obama called back to an audience member’s shouted, “I love you” with “I love you back.”

On Wednesday he added, “But if you love me you’ve got to help me pass this bill.”

Wow. And to think, some people actually call this guy a malignant narcissist.

Dear America:

You know Obama loves you. You know how special you are to him. So why do you keep trying to hurt him? Why do you keep backtalking and trying to take his money? Do you think he wants to ruin the economy? You think he wants everybody out of work? You made him do that, America. And if you keep it up, there’s more where that came from.

What’s that? Oh, you think you can make it out there with a new president, is that it? Listen up: you were nothing before you met Obama. Nothing. So how about you just do as you’re told and shut that pretty little mouth, America. Then we won’t have any problems.

Understand?

Signed,
Obama For America