Top 10 funniest tweets of the week, Sept. 23–29

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      Jamie Weinstein

      Jamie Weinstein is Senior Editor of The Daily Caller. His work has appeared in The Weekly Standard, the New York Daily News and The Washington Examiner, among many other publications. He also worked as the Collegiate Network Journalism Fellow at Roll Call Newspaper and is the winner of the 2011 "Funniest Celebrity in Washington" contest. A regular on Fox News and other cable news outlets, Weinstein received a master’s degree in the history of international relations from the London School of Economics in 2009 and a bachelor's degree in history and government from Cornell University in 2006. He is the author of the political satire, "The Lizard King: The Shocking Inside Account of Obama's True Intergalactic Ambitions by an Anonymous White House Staffer."

This week’s edition includes tweets about Chris Christie, Andy Rooney’s retirement, Sarah Palin flubbing Herman Cain’s name and much more:

10. andylevy: Christie could’ve ended his speech with “And that’s why I’m not running for President” and people would be speculating as to what he meant.

9. StephenAtHome: How funny that Daniel Yergin’s book about energy policy is called “The Quest.” My book about gallant knights is called “Energy Policy.”

8. RyanLizza: Alaska Air flight attendant: “Do u want a cup with that wine?” Passenger: “Of course.” Attendant: “You’d b surprised how many people don’t.”

7. iowahawkblog:#MyAndyRooneyAudition Didja ever notice how television networks will pay you money for talking to yourself into a camera? I like that.

6. ConanOBrien: This is the world’s first 3D Tweet! Unfortunately, the device needed to view it properly has yet to be invented.

5. philipaklein: I won’t know what to think about this Putin news until I hear Rick Perry explain it in the next GOP debate.

4. daveweigel: Today on Fox: Palin will assess the campaigns of Mitch Romney, Josh Huntsman, Rip Perry, and Rod Paul.

3. JeffLoveness: Gary Johnson is campaigning in New Hampshire via bike.Because nothing inspires confidence in voters like a guy who cant afford to take a bus.

2. mattklewis:The Eagles disappointing performance today will do little to quiet the clamoring for Chris Christie to replace Andy Reid.


mattklewis:Does “Kafkaesque” mean, “prone to throwing interceptions?”

1. rickperryfacts: If you spell Rick Perry in scrabble, you win. Forever.

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