You’ve probably heard the saying: “Democrats fall in love; Republicans fall in line.” Today, New York Times columnist David Brooks is taking that maxim to heart by urging Republicans to fall in line for Mitt Romney.
Like a wooed lover who wakes one morning to find she’s nearing middle-age, Brooks’ reasons for settling on this suitor are unromantic. It’s almost as if he’s trying to persuade himself to support Romney.
Here are a few items from Brooks’ pro-Romney checklist:
… “He does adapt.”
… “He seems to know how to pick staff.”
… “He could probably work well with the leaders of his own party.”
… “He comes from a blue state.”
These are all, of course, very inspiring reasons to support someone for president. Sadly, though, Brooks has omitted some important arguments that should be considered before Republicans enter into this marriage of convenience. He may not sweep you off your feet, but Romney doesn’t snore — he can hold down a steady job — and he’d probably be good with kids …