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Top 10 funniest tweets of the week, Sept. 30–Oct. 6

Jamie Weinstein Senior Writer
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This week’s edition includes tweets about Chris Christie’s presidential decision, the “Occupy Wall Street” movement and much more:

10.BillSchulz: I liked Cain, but still have yet to find a candidate that is pro or con woolly mammoth cloning. #HoldingOutOnEndorsement

9. NoahPollak: Thinking of heading over to #occupywallst and asking who wants to join me in occupying Palestine.

8. KMBTweets: Cookie Monster is only 1% of the street’s population but hoardes 50% of the cookies. #OccupySesameStreet #NomNomNom

7. cjciaramella: If skipping class is #occupycolleges, then I was protesting SO HARD back in college.

6. rickperryfacts: On The Price Is Right, Drew Carey told Rick Perry the price was wrong, so they changed it. Frozen peas now cost several hundred bucks.

5. iowahawkblog: Dear World: please imperil another semi-attractive American blonde girl. Sincerely, The US Cable TV News Industry

4. andylevy: Alec Baldwin’s tweets make you appreciate just how good 30 Rock’s writers are.

3. daveweigel: Um, guys? Remember how Christie said he’d “have to commit suicide” to stop prez rumors? About this presser…

2. guypbenson: Sources tell me #Christie isn’t running. And by “sources,” I mean “Chris Christie.” About 18,000 times.

1. realjeffreyross: Sixty minutes is also his life expectancy. RT 60Minutes Andy Rooney to step down from his #60Minutes role tonight.

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