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Adam Carolla vs. OWS: Fighting filth with filth

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I was going to put this up yesterday, but it’s full of such dirty, dirty pottymouth that I had second thoughts. Everybody else is, though, and it was at the top of my Koch Brothers-Sponsored Talking Points List this morning, so here you go.

Please be warned that the following is filled with language that is VERY NAUGHTY INDEED:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJD8pZiRIzs

We’re now dealing with the first wave of participation-trophy, my-own-fecal-matter-doesn’t-stink, empowered, I-feel-so-f***in’-good-about-myself, everybody’s-a-winner, there’s-no-losers… We are dealing with the first wave of those f***ing a******s… We created a bunch of f***in’ self-entitled monsters…

“I want my Most Valuable Player trophy.”
“Well, you’re the slowest, fattest guy on the team.”
“Why should
he get one and I don’t get one?”
“‘Cause he busts his ass and he runs a 4.4 40!”

And then everyone gets a participation trophy, and everyone feels good about themselves. But it’s not based on anything. You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments…

And when these folks become adults and enter the work force… Self-entitled pr***s who think the world owes them a living. And now we’re getting the first wave of these [feminine hygiene products].

What a fascist, huh?

Speaking of entitled Occupier crybabies, here’s a fun riddle:

Q: Why did Occupy LA leave behind 30 tons of debris?
A: They didn’t have enough time for 60 tons!

And now, in the most delightful OWS development yet, they’re directing their petulant rage at Obama. As the mighty Iowahawk puts it: “Monster turns against Dr. Frankenstein.”