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Caroline May reports:

In a long awaited announcement Herman Cain stood with his wife Gloria before a crowd of supporters at his campaign office in north DeKalb County, Georgia to say that he will suspend his campaign due to the continued hurt suffered by his family from “false allegations.”

“So as of today, with a lot of prayer and soul searching, I am suspending my presidential campaign,” he said.

Alrighty then. Hey, can anybody name all the women who made the accusations against him, or describe what all the accusations actually were, let alone prove any of it? Just kidding. That was never really the point, was it?

By the way, if you’re gloating about this, you’re a racist. So, y’know, if that’s really what you want people to learn about you.