DC Trawler

One day, many years from now, Obama will invent a time machine

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And he will travel back to 2012, and he will appear (did appear?) before the lucky Democrats of Iowa, and he will try to play off the sudden change in his appearance, and he will drone on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on:

Did you watch the whole thing? Me neither. You’d think Future Obama would’ve learned something about public speaking in subsequent decades, but if anything he became (will become?) even more tedious and boring. Well, at least he managed to get away from Future Michelle. Let’s hope Skynet doesn’t send her back here after him.

P.S. Oh yeah, by the way: Obama Administration Proudly Announces They Are Violating The Constitution