DC Trawler

Live free or die: either way, they’ll let you vote in New Hampshire

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You probably think a discernible pulse should be a prerequisite for voting, don’t you? Silly wingnut.

If you haven’t been to the front page of the site yet this afternoon, you need to check this out:

Alex Pappas has more. Note that these guys didn’t claim to be the dead New Hampshire Democrats they were asking about, and they left without voting.

Yeah, who needs voter ID laws anyway? I’m told that passing a law to require you to prove that you are who you say you are before voting would be “clamping down on basic American rights.” So there’s that.

By the way, I want to thank moderator Ryk Bullock. It’s only January and I’ve already got my Halloween costume.

P.S. Note to the left: Accusing James O’Keefe of a felony is a good strategy. It worked out really well for David Shuster and MSNBC.