It’s not like us to take to drinking on a Tuesday. It’s more like every day. But today is special because President Barack Obama is giving his annual State of the Union address to Congress.
And nothing makes us want to hit the bottle more than tuning into C-SPAN.
In order to get you as intoxicated as a tented occupier in mid-winter, The Daily Caller selected the words and phrases the president is most likely to use.
So raise your glasses and prepare your beer bongs, because here it is: The (unofficial) Daily Caller State of the Union Drinking Game:
|Every time Obama says “blueprint”||Drink a shot of Blue Curacao|
|Every time he says “green jobs”||Take a shot of crème de menthe|
|Every time he says “fairness”||Chug a Red Bull and Stoli (Get it?)|
|Every time he mentions Wall Street, the 1% or any variation||Take a sip of Veuve Clicquot|
|Every time he mentions Main Street, the middle class or any variation||Chug a Natural Ice|
|Every time he says “debt” or “deficit”||Take one of your friend’s beers and promise to pay him back later|
|When he says, “There are those who say”||There are those who chug a beer|
|Every time he mentions the XL Keystone pipeline||Shotgun an XL Keystone|
|Every time Joe Biden looks like he’s about to fall asleep||Punch your neighbor to make sure he’s awake then force him to take a shot|
|When Sen. Rand Paul gets screened on the way into the chamber and turns it into an international incident||Take the smallest possible sip|
|If Nancy Pelosi’s facial expression changes||Drink everything. Everything you have.|
|Every time Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee makes it on camera||Call your friend a “stupid motherfucker” and force him to pour you a drink while wearing a green hat|