It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for — a talking, 12″ action figure based on a real-life hero.
“‘Commander-in-Chief’ Paul” was released on Monday by Revolution PAC — a super PAC backing the Republican presidential candidate.
According to picture on the website, the figure’s packaging brags that the lucky owner can “Use real ‘Paul Power’ to: Combat the evil Federal Reserve! End the wars & bring troops home! Cut $1 trillion from the budget! Sign executive orders! Repeal the Patriot Act! End government bureaucracies! Fight ‘Helicopter’ Ben Bernake! Veto unconstitutional legislation! LIKE A BOSS!”
If it’s going to be more than a doll in our eyes, it better feature some Fed-smashing action.
The figure comes with a miniature copy of the U.S. Constitution and, rather appropriately, sports an ill-fitting action suit.
If that isn’t enough for the fanboys out there, they have also issued a “‘Super Hero’ Paul” action figure complete with a matching white cape and belt, blue booties and a skintight costume stretched over his impressive-looking chest.
Tin foil hat, money bomb and gold coins are not included. Either way, to quote President Obama, “We can’t wait.”
While the Ron Paul action figure did not make it out in time for Christmas, for only $94.95 plus $7.50 for shipping, you can have one in time for Valentine’s Day.
If you’ve read this far without reaching for your wallet, wait until you hear what the talking action figure has to say: “I’m Ron Paul, I’m a congressman from Texas. I am the ‘Champion of the Constitution.’ Ideas spread, they can’t stop them. An idea whose time has come cannot be stopped by any army or any government.”
As of press time, it is unclear who “they” are, but “they” almost certainly includes people who poke fun at his action figure.
H/T Adam C. and Krista