DC Trawler

Bundle up, it’s global warming!

Everything proves global warming. Even evidence to the contrary. Correction: especially evidence to the contrary.

The Daily Mail:

The supposed ‘consensus’ on man-made global warming is facing an inconvenient challenge after the release of new temperature data showing the planet has not warmed for the past 15 years…

Based on readings from more than 30,000 measuring stations, the data was issued last week without fanfare by the Met Office and the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit. It confirms that the rising trend in world temperatures ended in 1997…

CO2 levels have continued to rise without interruption and, in 2007, the Met Office claimed that global warming was about to ‘come roaring back’. It said that between 2004 and 2014 there would be an overall increase of 0.3C. In 2009, it predicted that at least three of the years 2009 to 2014 would break the previous temperature record set in 1998.

So far there is no sign of any of this happening.

Which proves that it really is happening, because otherwise you hate science. Clam up about the billions of tax dollars that have been wasted propping up failing “green” energy companies. Quit complaining about your precious incandescent light bulbs. You need to be scared of global warming. Stop not being scared. You’re ruining everything.

Think of the children.

Therefore: Shut up.

(Hat tip: James Delingpole)

P.S. I had no idea there were so many “green” energy companies until they all started going under.

P.P.S. “And now the seven-day extended forecast: heresy!