Feeling down in the dumps because none of the candidates are really doing it for you? Wish you had some other options? Well, chins up, America!
Roseanne Barr said Thursday she’s running for the Green Party’s presidential nomination – and it’s no joke.
The actress-comedian said in a statement that she’s a longtime supporter of the party and looks forward to working with people who share her values. She said the two major parties aren’t serving the American people.
“The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants — bought and paid for by the 1% — who are not doing what’s in the best interest of the American people,” Barr said.
That’s enough for me. I’m proud to officially endorse Roseanne Barr for President, until such time as it is no longer funny or Alec Baldwin throws his grease-stained hat into the ring, whichever comes first.
Ladies and gentlemen: the 45th President of the United States!