DC Trawler

Sure, you have a higher tolerance for tedium and a different concept of shame than normal people, but eventually you have to get sick of yelling the same boring stuff all the time. I care about you deeply as human beings, so I’ve decided to help you out with some awesome new chants to chant as you’re chanting:

• “We’re smelly! We’re loud! Our parents are not proud!”
• “Our concept of rebelling! Is riots, rapes, and yelling!”
• “We’re the 99%! With some cash the unions spent!”
• “What’s the point behind this fad? Mostly to get back at Dad!”
• “Two, four, six, eight! After that, our math’s not great!”
• “Hey hey! Ho ho! This phase is one we might outgrow!”
• “The people! United! Deluded and shortsighted!”
• “99% are we! In our tents is where we pee!”
• “We’re nonviolent, we’ve got class! Watch your step, there’s broken glass!”
• “Money’s evil and it’s bad! I wrote this on my new iPad!”
• “‘You’re so violent,’ wingnuts moan! What about our Rape-Free Zones?”
• “Corporate fatcats are our foes! Our solution? No one knows!”
• “They closed our camp, it wasn’t nice! Who cares about some rats and lice?”
• “Just like Woodstock, but with Twitter! Using cop cars as our $#!++ers!”
• “We hate CPAC, yes we do! We wish we were winners too!”

Hope that helps, kids. Be baleful out there!

#NewOccupyChants