JWoww releases list of eight ‘Presidents I’d Like to F*ck’

LAS VEGAS, NV - AUGUST 27: Television personality Jenni 'JWoWW' Farley arrives for an appearance at the Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace early on August 27, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

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Reality TV star JWoww, known for her antics on MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” celebrated Presidents Day by listing off eight presidents she wouldn’t mind sleeping with.

Her website boasts a list of “P.I.L.F.S (Presidents I’d Like to F*ck)” — and her number one dead white guy is Ulysses S. Grant. (RELATED: Full coverage of the entertainment world)

Why? “I heard he was an alcoholic. Sounds like he liked to party! He kinda looks like that actor Kevin Kline, right?”

The next head honcho JWoww mentions is Abraham Lincoln, posting a picture of him without his well-known beard and top hat. She said the ladies must have loved him back in the day, at least before he was so hairy.

JWoww writes of the next guy, “He might be old and gray but he was famous for not being able to keep it in his pants and a guy with a healthy sexual appetite is always sexy in my book.” Guess who! Bill Clinton.

The fourth, without his long white curls, is our nation’s first president, George Washington. The Jersey Shore brunette said he could join her for some “GTL” – gym, tanning, and laundry – whenever he wanted.

The next prez on her list liked to “party Jersey style,” she wrote, naming George W. Bush. Number six is movie star turned “P.I.L.F.” Ronald Reagan.

President Obama made the list as well. JWoww said “Yes we can” to president #44.

The last commander-in-chief to make the reality star’s fist pump is John F. Kennedy because “he liked a lady with curves.”

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