Now that Paris Hilton’s new music video was released, the world has another reason to ask why she is famous at all.
The video features a barely dressed Hilton talking, with techno music playing in the background. Talking about what, you ask? Uh, we don’t really know.
The “song” is titled “Drunk Text” but it’s more of a drunk mess. Hilton is the only person in the world who could make money off of something with lyrics like “My mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent” and “It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscenities, body parts and run-on questions.”
Techno music might be a new trend, but a song with a famously dumb blonde explaining sexting to the world while laying awkwardly on a table — with a mix of beats playing that aren’t in tune with her words — will never catch on.
The “Stars Are Blind” singer wasn’t ready to be a one-hit wonder. Maybe her next single will be a break-up song titled after one of the song lyrics — “Are you fucking kidding me?” Keep your eyes out.