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Top 10 funniest tweets of the week, March 16–March 22

Jamie Weinstein Senior Writer
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This week’s edition deals with the Illinois Republican primary, Rush Limbaugh, Oprah laying off staff members and much more.

10.) realDonaldTrumpJust bought Doral Hotel & Country Club in Miami–within two years it will be the best resort in the country.

9.) JoseCansecoI am not afraid to fight giants

8.) sethmeyers21: I’m guessing between “your honor” and whatever comes next, John Edwards’ lawyer takes a long pull from a flask.

7.) iowahawkblog: Sick of hearing Rush Limbaugh? 1. change channel. 2. if problem persists, turn radio off. 3. if problem still persists, seek psychiatrist.

6.) AlbertBrooks: So excited about The Hunger Games. I have hidden all the food from my children. We start to play this evening.

5.) ConanOBrien: That moment when you realize you’ve put too much wasabi in your mouth? Only time I’m happy.

4.) jtLOL: Oprah lays off her staff: “Everybody look under your chairs. YOU’RE getting a pink slip! YOU’RE getting a pink slip!”

3.) JPFreire: The real reason people ought to be upset is that Malia will also be selling firearms while she’s in Mexico.

2.) NoahPollak: “Thomas L. Friedman is off today” is always the best sentence the New York Times prints

1.) robdelaney: Guns don’t kill people. People who think the movie “Scarface” isn’t a piece of shit kill people.

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